Does the Warranty Cover This? Can I return it? If you answer YES to any of the following:

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Did an accident happen to it? Does it have sticky goo all over it? Did a toddler draw on it with a pen? Did a male cat mark it as his own? Did a motorcycle drag it for miles? (seriously, we’ve gotten these questions) Our Warranty doesn't cover this. Start working on your story, because people will be asking you about it for the rest of your life.